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Can you turn a hoe into a housewife?

Over the past few months...alot of my friends are either going through a divorce, had their “wifey” cheat, or worst got pregnant by another guy. After hearing the cry’s and pleads to for their spouse to stop with all of their wrong doings, I finally decided to blog about the situation, upon doing a little investigation.

What are hoe tendencies?
Having more than ten sex partners by age 21
Sleeping with guys off spite and sucking a fuckin
Talking or fucking several guys during the same period of time
Pretending to be “wifey material” when things are good but back to being a hoe when things aren’t looking too good.
Sucking and Fucking before 30 days or 15 dates.
Hoes are they friends, hoes are they enemies.
Use their body for anything i.e. money, jewelry, etc.
Usually have excuses to why they slept around but never any solution to stop it
So back to the question???? CAN YOU TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE?
My answer is Yes and No,

No because you cant make someone be what they don’t want to be.

YES because when I was in New York I knew a guy who married a prostitute.....No he wasn’t ugly or broke he was a regular nigga who when ever you ask him why he married a “Hoe”? He would plainly tell you, “Because I never have to worry about her buying tickets to any of the events most men are promoting(sex money drugs). She has already, been there and done that.”

My good friend (who is still married) said that once his then girlfriend decided to restore value in something that has been cheapened and overused, he gained enough respect for her to marry her. Most hoes don’t know that the more guys they sleep with, the there pussy becomes cheapened and overused. Making it harder for someone to wife them up.

On the flip side (with no disrespect to my friend) You can dress a hoe up and make her look pretty, but hoes are like shit, farmers make shit look pretty but it still stinks and smells nasty as fuck!

So I am asking “can you turn a hoe into a housewife?” (below is a response from a female friend Texas)


The term has been used since the beginning of time but can it be done? Can you really turn a hoe into a housewife? Can you? I see this happening everywhere. Every time I turn and look I see a good brotha marrying (or wifing up) some slut bucket. Is this the new thing to do? Is this what men really want? Do you mean to tell me that my good behavior and not sleeping with every Tom, Dick and Harry is not attractive? I don't know. I'm starting to think that if I became a whore I would probably be married by now. Something is definitely wrong when women like Karrine Stephans are getting married and I'm not!!! Do I have to sleep with 30 dudes from the industry, write a book about it and detail what I'm great at in bed just to find my husband? Is this what I'm reduced to? Am I lost when thinking men want someone who is faithful, a good cook, a good Mom, a freak in the bed, and a generally nice looking woman? Do men no longer need those requirements? Do men now want something else? What I want to get across to everyone (whether male or female) is that what looks good to you is not necessarily good for you. You can have a fine looking woman, who strips, does King magazine photoshoots, dresses nice and has everything you desire in a woman....but get to know that woman.........and she may not be at all educated, she has attitude problems, she known to be a hoe where she is from and her kids are with anyone who is willing to watch them. Does she seem very attractive to you now?


Now for me to answer the question. Anyone under any circumstance can change...but people have to want to change, and you cannot make those changes for anyone. Those changes come within. I don't think any female should be referred to as a "hoe". People have issues and problems. You have to forgive and move on and take life's bitter/sweet lessons. It's so easy to spend time and energy on hate, it's ok to dislike the actions of a person but not the person.People make a lot of dumb ass decisions based on ignorance, or lack of knowledge. I think with any man or woman, it's wise to get to know a person before you invest your time, energy, heart and money into that person. Often times we get so swept up in the "feelings" or "romantic" part of things, we don't look at all of that, and the consequences can be deadly sometimes. Yes...people off themselves over this type of stuff.

It takes years to get to know a person. We all have vices. Sometimes peoples "vices" such as being promiscuous are seen more because that is an outward action. But what is behind that action, why does the person behave that way? What kind of disappointment and/or drama has that person experienced in their lives that lead them to making the wrong decision.

Life is about evolutions and change. No one will be who they were yesterday. You can make bad choices, learn from those bad choices and make a conscious decision to make better choices in the future if you choose to..... or you can continue to do dumb ass shit and make bad choices.

There's no easy answer. But I think that once you set standards and guidelines and boundaries for your life, then you wont run into situations that cause delimas. Each one of us has internal signals that say STOP..........NOOOOOOOOOOO............GO THE OTHER WAY NIGGA.........DANGER....but often times we don't heed that internal voice, we forge full steam ahead into situations that all too often cause physical, emotional and financial pain.

So I guess my answer to "can you turn a hoe into a housewife"....no.....You cannot but the person with the issue can change and go on to be one of the most loving, successful people that you can imagine, but they have to want to do that.

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THE DOCTORS ARE BACK FROM VACATION

Whats up people' It's been awhile since me (Doctor Preezy), Doctor Lex, or Doctor Ky been in here to drop some jewels and when I can't sleep I drop some knowledge.
Tonight's message is about Time

So let's look at the defintion

Time /ta?m/ - [tahym] noun, adjective, verb, timed, tim·ing.
–noun 1. the system of those sequential relations that any event has to any other, as past, present, or future; indefinite and continuous duration regarded as that in which events succeed one another.

Let's dig into this thing.*pause* First a few words to help you get to where I am right now....

How come you don't make time for me anymore
That's the last thing she said to you
And now when you call she don't answer anymore
Or the line is busy and you can't get through

In the time it would take you to learn from your mistakes
In the time it would take to dial the phone
In the time it will take you to realize her greatness, she'll be gone, she's moved on
To someone who takes the time

Her love wasn't a priority to you
You had other things on your mind
And now that it's much to little and so far too late
The busy signals all that's left behind
You're all alone

In the time it would take you to learn from your mistakes
In the time it would take to dial the phone
In the time it will take you to realize her greatness, she'll be gone, she's moved on
To someone who takes the time

Hey, no one knows what they have until they don't
And by then it doesn't matter anymore
You're all alone

In the time it would take you to learn from your mistakes
In the time it would take to dial the phone
And the time it would take you to realize her greatness, she'll be gone (she'll be gone)
In the time it will take you to realize her greatness, she'll be gone, she's moved on
Hang up the phone...
Time by Ne-yo

So my nigs. Do you have a girl? Are you taking your TIME with your girl for granted? In the TIME it takes from you to learn from your mistakes she will be gone! Here's something you need to think about. You got a girl, that means she's probably attractive in some sort of way. Do you think you are the only one that thinks that? While you are out Bullshittin around there is some nigga that is wishing or hoping or praying that they could be in your place. They are waiting for you to fuck up so they may have a chance. But we all know that it is Oh so hard for women to let go. So chances are, the guy in the background will never get a chance. But anxiously he waits. There is someone out there that loves your girl more than you. Are you going to take the TIME to figure out who that person is? or Are you going to spend your time making sure background guy doesn't get his TIME to shine?




Doctor Preezy out

IT'S "TRICKIN SEASON"....

To splurge on large gifts for a girl or boy that you like but don't know very well.
John was trickin' when he bought an expensive handbag for a cute girl that he had only spoke to once before.

I know alot of nigga's just got their tax returns and they are going "CWRAZY".People are acting like T.I this month.Income tax money don't last long!!!!! People think they rich, never saw that much money in a check!!!!! that's SAD...but what's sadder is people trickin off their money off for a piece of that ass. WAKE UP fella's.....once you're broke again....it curtains for you. While you're @ home struggling to pay your bills.....the girl you was trickin off with is fucking "Ashy Dick Danny" now. This is common nowadays. I'm sure you seen people with "stacks of money" as their profile picture. I bet y'all friend requests went up didn't it? I bet it did dummy. You're making yourself a target. Do you know how many hoes are fucking for a "pair of shoes" right now? The % between February and April is at 46.8%.

Take the money and set it aside. In the day and age we are living in right now....times are kinda hard and we can't depend on Obama sending us a check. Pay off some debt, pay some rent in advance.....something. Don't spend it on pussy, weed, bottles of NUVO, or ribs.....

wake up and stop being a hoe fella's


*Doc Lex Second Opinion*

I would DEFINITELY have to agree that Halloween has become an all year thing because niggaz are constantly "Treatin' these Tricks" as of lately. its damn near pathetic. its one thing if you want to spend money on YOUR girl but if its some random joint.....naw. unless she did something out of the ordinary or finished a major achievement, as a pimp once said "A hoe of mine don't get a dime". Plies, T.I and a couple of these other "charitable" ass niggaz are fuckin the game up for us. this is a recession right now, so my money goes to me and me. Appearently, niggaz is claimin' these females as dependants because they are splurgin on 'em like its a damn deductable or some shit. i have yet to see "Gross Annual Trickin'" on my W-2. But the main nigga who should be dropped kick while taking his grandmother to first sunday is Plies. HE started this whole damn thing. THIS dude made it cool to be a sucka ass nigga. "I pointed to the donk and said that's 'pose to be yours"........IF you had a jub, ya boppin as byatch. Growin up, i thought the term "Goon" meant a lowlife, grimey individual. now, because of THIS nigga, it means "pussy eating, hood Philanthropist". if you aren't my "main jawn" as they say in Philly, and you want some of MY cash, you better bring a nigga some A's on your next report card or some shit because its not happening. like i told my girl, "I'll give you the world, but you at least gotta give a nigga a few countries in return". its a two way thing females.

A THOUGHT WHILE ON A 15 MIN LEMONADE BREAK....

I wonder a lot why people come to me with their problems....or why they trust my advice so much.. Is it that they treasure my opinions because I've been thru a lot or is it just they wonder what I think.... makes u wonder right? Sometimes you sit back and reflect on times that remind you of great to moderately good times in your lives that make you think things could be better.Then other times you think about your vices, problems and reflect on times that are beyond your control and you wonder how much worse things could get or how great you wish it could be.

Somewhere in between those two periods of space and times lost I found that I am my own worse enemy. No one judges me like I do, no one picks my brain the way I do and no one praise my efforts the way I do. A lot of people like to throw religious beliefs in the equation but I truly think that religion is a scapegoat. Its like put all your faith in something you can't see and you no longer have to own up to your own issues, but I believe in tackling your own issues whether its on your own or with the help of those you love or care dearly about, its whatever you prefer.
I still feel I'm my own worst enemy and maybe I don't open up enough to people who care about me to talk about why I think that... but that's me.

IS YOUR BOOTY HOLE NEGOTIABLE?

I remember when I use to play "HIDE AND GO GET IT"! "HIDE AND GET IT" is a ghetto game that little boys play with little girls where the little girls go hide and the little boys go find them and feel on they undeveloped titties and booties and shit. Do y'all remember that game? Man my dick would be so hard coming back home for dinner after feeling on them young ass booties when I was 8 years old. But that was in the good ole days when just feeling on a bitch booty would make you cum. 2009 came around and folks...THE GAME HAS CHANGED! Now everybody got a cell phone, a blue tooth, a laptop, and people are more doing more freaky shit NOW THAN EVER! A nigga would use to be glad just to see a titty nipple when I was in high school. But these days...a titty nipple wont even make most nigga's dick jump. Hell....pussy don't even make nigga's dick jump anymore. NOW...NIGGA'S WANT.....THEY WANT.....THE BOOTY HOLE?????????? WHAT PART OF THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS THIS? People are fucking and licking people asses like its syrup off of a Popeye's biscuit and this SHIT GOT TO STOP! In this blog,

"IS YOUR BOOTY HOLE NEGOTIABLE?" Without further or due, I shall begin the recitation of this blog.


1) "Preezy...I'm confused.....where does doo doo come from?"


Good question. The last time I checked, DOO DOO COMES FROM YOUR ASS! For all you "doo doo hole" invaders out there, I have a question: Why do you put your fingers or dicks in holes where diarrhea comes out? I ain't gonna lie...I have shitty days sometimes. Let's face it: WE ALL HAVE THOSE KIND OF SHITTY DAYS! Females...how many time have you washed your nigga draws and it look like somebody stepped on a snicker bar and pasted it in his briefs? Please understand that when your putting your lips, fingers, or dicks in people's asses that doo doo comes out of there!



2) Aye Pat...I cant help it...I love licking ass or getting my ass licked I always wondered why your breath smelled like brontosaurus balls. Maybe it's because...YOU LICK ASS! Now you know why nobody wants to go no where with your feces breath smelling ass. People ain't got time to be kicking it with folks who breath smell like recycled shit crumbs! Why do you like to lick ass in the first place? I know there is something else you could be doing. Can't you just read the bible or something? And what nigga in his right mind bend his ass over so some bitch can tongue fuck your booty hole with her tongue?

And then what do you do when your done? You kiss the bitch don't you? Now both y'all breath smell like a 24 hour fitness locker room. How can you respect people who LICK ASS? I know some of you ass lickers got kids right? Please tell me you don't kiss your kids in the mouth before they go to school with that hydroxycut breath. No wonder why your kids get made fun of at recess! Please stop this madness!



3) Patrick...I'm a man who likes a finger in my ass...does that make me gay?


I am glad you asked that question. You ask questions that make me THINK! Any man who lets ANYBODY put ANYTHING in his ass is INDEED GAY! I am not saying that being gay is a bad thing *shout out to the gays that visit the page*. But please don't say your heterosexual when you like Budweiser bottle caps being stuck in and out your ass! Someone sent me a message saying that there boyfriend likes her to put her finger in his ass while she gives him head. What does that tell me? That tells me you suck dick so bad that this nigga is turning gay and your helping him in the process. ANY NIGGA ask you to do anything to his ass, please leave him alone immediately. It wont be long before other shit start going in his ass.



4) Preezy...I'm a man or woman who loves getting fucked in the ass...the sensation is so great...


First off....the ass hole is not a sexual organ. The ass hole is for shitting out unwanted KFC, Taco Bell, and chitlins that your Auntie Gladys makes at Thanksgiving. However, some of you nasty bastards have decided that you are going to start cumming out of your ass hole. Supposedly there is a sensation that men and women can receive out of anal penetration. Here is the question I have for you: BITCH WHY? Some chicks have even told me their ass holes get wet like pussies. I suggest you stop pouring lime flavored Powerade in your ass hole before you go to sleep at night. That will
stop all the wetness. I have been jacking off almost 10 years now and I am just fine cumming out my dick head *YES VIVID* I know women can play with their pussies and cum. But some of y'all is just TOOOOOOO damn freaky! How you going to bust a nut out of your booty?

5) Pat...man I'm a nigga who love fucking women in they ass...if they let me hit it I'm gonna take it


What you going to do if the bitch shit on your dick while you fucking her?

EVERYBODY DON'T CLEAN THEY ASS OUT! It's not like you can take your ass hole to the car wash and get that shit vacuumed out! The booty hole don't work that way. And why you got your dick in the bitch booty anyways? Anything a bitch will do with you, she has or will do with another nigga. How can you even respect a chick who say "OOO DADDY PUT THE DICK IN MY ASS!"


Let's go back to the normal way in 09.


*Doc Lex Second Opinion*

as a medical paraprofessional and having been in the medical field for 8 years and finishing up my nursing degree, i have a pretty decent knowledge on things that involve the body and "Anal Activites" are alot more hazardous than people realize. and here is why:

1. The anus is a sespool for bacteria and your changes of contracting ANY STD are greatly multiplied when involved in anal sex. so in case you're thinking "i don't want to get her pregnant, so i'll fuck her in the ass", you WILL get something far worse.

2. For all you "Booty Buffet" types, eating ass also increases your chances of contracting Hepatitis. WASTE comes out of that hole, meaning, the shit your body DOESN'T need and a shit load of toxins (literally). so just visualize sucking on some toxic waste next time you want some "Tossed Salad".

3. Females (and some of you alternative dudes), anal sex will DESTROY your rectum. your rectum is held to your body by thin membranes so thats its basically floating in your body. constant pulling and tugging on that from you trying to "beat it out the frame" will cost it to prolapse ala "Ava Divine'ing" yourself. the mucous that lubricates it is not like the pussy so its not gonna have the same "wear and tear" as a pussy, its alot worse. years down the line, you will end up shitting on yourself because it will NOT contract and reshape like a pussy will. also, you can develop what is known as a "Rectovaginal Fistula" which is a hole in between the skin membranes between the two which basically will cause SHIT to come out of your pussy. and yes, THAT is VERY common.

4. "Shit Pit" diving is just gross. i've never done it, but i don't want my room smelling like busted ass. if i can't stand your farts, do i want my dick smelling like one? and what people fail to realize is that porn stars get enemas BEFORE the scenes so they are cleaned out. i HIGHLY doubt your girl is "Ass Douching" before you fuck because nobody really "schedules" gettin "booty blasted", so more than likely your bitch still has Taco Bell left overs in her ass while you're back there "Fappin".

so, before you decide to take a journey down the "Doo Doo Dungeon", please take some of that shit to heart.

Doc Lex...out.

SOME PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO BE LOVED.....

So me and "Doctor K" was talking today and she ran across the following on craigslist.

pregnant...need attention? (Chicago or Burbs)
Reply to: pers-1051348702@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-26, 9:55AM CST


In search of a married or single pregnant woman who needs special attention...I can provide you oral pleasure and more if so desired. I am disease free and expect the same from you. I love to kiss, be naked and touch alot. This is NSA and must be discreet. Sounds hot doesn't it?




* Location: Chicago or Burbs
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1051348702


Aye......not only is that not a good look, but that's some sick ass shit. I told y'all pussy can make men do strange things, but this is the strangest shit I've seen thus far. We can't be doing this shit. Dudes are going to the extreme to get some pussy. What ever happened to "Do you like me...check YES or NO"? .....ok maybe not that but what ever happened to just asking a chick if she's gonna do something "strange for some change" From what Doctor K told me...this is normal on craigslist.

I am ashamed that some dude had to post that online, because something THAT little and sick can make ALL dude's look bad. What's not a big deal to one chick is the end of the world to the next one. Had to vent for a second.

Doctor Preezy